Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
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@5 days ago with 452111 notes
#an actual angel #she's so cute
“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson
I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS
wow, it’s almost like she was acting like a vapid, emotionless, shallow, dead-inside character in Twilight because, you know, that’s what Bella is.
wow. acting. what a thought.
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